We work on an expansive running game, involving the hooker spinning a short ball to the first receiver, and he drops it off to a forward, who doesn't actually run onto the ball, and never hits the gap, that way we conserve energy as no running has to be done.
When we struggle to score any points using plan A, we resort to plan B, which is when the forward who took the ball and made no yards, turns in the tackle and offloads to another player who's stood still, and again makes no yards.
Plan C involves more of the above, however the guy taking the offload attempts to pass the ball, which usually results in a knock on and the fans complaining of us trying to be too flamboyant.
Plan D involves us relying on luck to get a few penalties to get us into the opponents 22, and then a kick to the corner for Richards, at which point the entire coaching staff can be seen praying for a try.
Conroy - Being a Latics fan i'm already immune to watching sh*te.
Sally Cinnamon - Treat the Saints forum as you would if you met a girl from St Helens. Best policy would be to avoid altogether but if you absolutely can't resist temptation then take every possible precaution.
I never saw why 90% of this board were so optimistic, that squad to me looks embarrassingly dire.. I said as much, and was slated for being a pessimist and a doom monger.
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