A giant sign simply saying F off Eddie Hemmings would have been nice.

Just got back from A & E, the doctor says I'll be fine but the gerbil's dead.

p.s. Pemps, what happened with you and the bearded lady, did you manage to put the fire eater out ?

The only thing I had to douse the flames was jukesay's jacket. Little did I know it was soaked in diesel. Hilarity did not ensue.

Why is every thread hijacked by constant crap from the "i hate Eddie Hemmings" gang, people go on him constantly on these boards, it seems some are fascinated by him for some reason.. Get over it!!

I met Eddie Hemmings at a Widnes v Wigan match about 17 years ago. Had tea with him and Stevo in their 'mobile' before the match and they were both decent guys. Eddie wanted Wigan to win but unfortunately we lost.