: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:23 am  

mutley cat wrote:

the new point scoring system for the next batch of franchises have been laid down as been laid down
they are as follows

1 Prices to be low enough to bankrupt club 1point
2 Fans to be able to run the club better 1 point
3 24 hour opening for club shop 1 point
4 programme sellers to look for every one without programmes and if needs be post them to there address 1 point
5 stocking surplus medium fitting shirts 1point
6 allow scrap metal merchants to rule the club 1 point
7 stop pre match entertainment because some dont like it 1 point
8 banning cheerleaders 1point
9 banning kids and walls
10 all ground toilets facilities must comply with minimum standards and have at least 2 40watt light bulbs , 2 ply bog roll with a minimum amount for 200 average sized men or 50 ruby Murry's.

i am now crapping myself for 2011

Don't worry - I'm sure the club will sort the required 'facilities' out in time for your evacuation!

: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:33 am  

TRB wrote:

Don't worry - I'm sure the club will sort the required 'facilities' out in time for your evacuation!

dont tell the big news is a pack of bloody lightbulbs

: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:35 am  

mutley cat wrote:

dont tell the big news is a pack of bloody lightbulbs

Ok - I won't!

: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:42 am  

What chance the new stadium being christened the Stadium of Light?

: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:42 am  

Can someone please shed some light on this thread I'm about to PMSL and don't want to hit my shoes

: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:43 am  

Quel Suprise! wrote:

For £20 plus i expect to have a light bulb in the toilet.

Basic!!

I heard some floating fans discussing they wouldnt be coming back to belle vue as they couldnt see in the dark.

I heard one of them say someone had urinated via backlash on thir trousers. Not good.

I'd be more concerned about the floaters than the wet feet - how dark is it if they are missing the bowl they are sat on ?

: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:45 am  

fozzieboy wrote:

Can someone please shed some light on this thread I'm about to PMSL and don't want to hit my shoes

you want to now WATT the problem is

: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:48 am  

kyassor wrote:

I'd be more concerned about the floaters than the wet feet - how dark is it if they are missing the bowl they are sat on ?

Think I'll give lunch a miss today.

: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:49 am  

kyassor wrote:

I'd be more concerned about the floaters than the wet feet - how dark is it if they are missing the bowl they are sat on ?

They may have mistaken the sink for the throne, and amongst the confusion the darkness was causing some supporters may have thought the warm, soft stuff was a new type of soap.

: Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:35 pm  

fozzieboy wrote:

Can someone please shed some light on this thread I'm about to PMSL and don't want to hit my shoes :lol: :lol: :lol:

A poster p!ssed all over him self in the bogs outside the East stand because the light bulb had gone